btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold.
many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit.
like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people
does that include bread
yes
it’s been linked to before but this is a good solid source
So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh
Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.
Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.
You miss the book where Harold has a husband?
Fanfiction aint canon
It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon.
I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series
Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book.
Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant.
LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’.
David Pilkey was throwing shade all over these books. One of the biggest, most obvious commentaries in the books are how shitty the public school system is. And it was carried over into the movie too.
dont gimme this pussy-ass star wars bullshit with the sounds in and the lasers and the artificial gravity and all that shit
gimme the zero-g bloodshed man, i want a fucking spinny space ring ship with artillery guns that point DOWN into the floor but its still shooting out and you gotta fire an equal force on the OTHER side so that you dont push your ship off in the other direction
i want lasers that arent in like a physical little stupid tube but are actually a beam that melts shit and FOR CRYING OUT LOUD it is SO boring for soldiers to just get hit and then bam they are gone like please ENGAGE me in the warfar more
i want an ACTUAL 3D fight like WHY ARE YOUR SHIPS ALL FACING THE SAME DIRECTION? iTS SPACE HOW DO YOU KNOW TO DO THAT
WHY DO THE SHIPS HAVE WINGS IN SPACE. USELESS
and why are youR engines ALWAYS ON you only gotta fire em off for a little bit if youre just SLIGHTly moving forwards because when youve got no resistance youll just KEEP GAINING SPEED
“oh no!ccccc ive got an enemy onmy tail!!! i cant shake him ??? ahhhhnnb!!!!” ITS SPACE IF U JUST TURN AROUND YOU ARNT GOING TO LOSE YOUR DIRECTIONAL VELOCITY YOU CLOWN ITS NOT A PLANE theres no AIR
it’s all so fucking fake and thoughtless and effortless like w o w its looks so pretty!!! i gues???? it means NOTHING to me though get the FUCK outta here with this silliness
AND NOBODY EVER SUFFERS A BRUTAL DEATH LIKE EVER where are the “war is death and hell and suffering” themes its like you want it to be f u n instead of horrifying and tragic and brutally heartless
1. Lungs don’t just facilitate respiration - they also make blood. Mammalian lungs produce more than 10 million platelets (tiny blood cells) per hour, which equates to the majority of platelets circulating the body.
2. It is mathematically possible to build an actual time machine - what’s holding us back is finding materials that can physically bend the fabric of space-time.
3. Siberia has a colossal crater called the ‘doorway to the underworld’, and its permafrost is melting so fast, ancient forests are being exposed for the first time in 200,000 years.
4. The world’s first semi-synthetic organisms are living among us - scientists have given rise to new lifeforms using an expanded, six-letter genetic code.
5. Vantablack - the blackest material known to science - now comes in a handy ‘spray-on’ form and it’s the weirdest thing we’ve seen so far this year.
7. A brand new human organ has been classified, and it’s been hiding in plain sight this whole time. Everyone, meet your mesentery.
8. Carl Sagan was freakishly good at predicting the future - his disturbingly accurate description of a world where pseudoscience and scientific illiteracy reigns gave us all moment for pause.
9. A single giant neuron that wraps around the entire circumference of a mouse’s brain has been identified, and it appears to be linked to mammalian consciousness.
10. The world’s rarest and most ancient dog isn’t extinct after all - in fact, the outrageously handsome New Guinea highland wild dog appears to be thriving.
11. Your appendix might not be the useless evolutionary byproduct after all. Unlike your wisdom teeth, your appendix might actually be serving an important biological function - and one that our species isn’t ready to give up just yet.
12. After 130 years, we might have to completely redraw the dinosaur family tree, thanks to a previously unimportant cat-sized fossil from Scotland.
14. Earth appears to have a whole new continent called Zealandia, which would wreak havoc on all those textbooks and atlases we’ve got lying around.
15. Humans have had a bigger impact on Earth’s geology than the infamous Great Oxidation Event 2.3 billion years ago, and now scientists are calling for a new geological epoch - the Anthropocene - to be officially recognised.
16. Turns out, narwhals - the precious unicorns of the sea - use their horns for hunting. But not how you’d think.
17. Human activity has literally changed the space surrounding our planet - decades of Very Low Frequency (VLF) radio communications have accidentally formed a protective, human-made bubble around Earth.
18. Farmers routinely feed red Skittles to their cattle, because it’s a cheap alternative to corn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
